APH-Two Curls-CH.1

((Turkey-Greece-Egypt crack))

"Why don't ya get and leave me a-lone for once?!"

"Why you keep coming here in the first place!"

"All I do is go for a walk and ya happen to be here!:

"You're here to annoy my cats!"

Egypt sighs as Turkey and Greece began their duel against each other. All he wanted is to walk with Greece just for company until Greece 'sensed' Turkey nearby and had to go pick up a fight with him. Why can't they grow up for once and get over their past? He humph at the thought as he watches the two nations lock in a wrestle like stance. He sat down since it'll be awhile for the two to tired themselves so his mind wanders off a bit; until his attention was caught when Turkey grabbed Greece's curl which he received a bite on his arm. Turkey yelped and let's goes of the curl which wiggles.

Egypt watched the two more closely, not how the fight but rather the curls on both of them. He knew Greece got his from his mother, but for Turkey is was rather mysterious -considering it was similar to Greece-. As he thought about it, an idea popped in his head. What will happen if those two curls touch each other? Egypt ponders at the idea, figuring it would probably do nothing.

Greece manage to get behind Turkey, wrapping his arms underneath his and pull up which nearly lift Turkey off the ground. Turkey growls and yells out, struggling under the grip. A perfect chance for Egypt as he stood up swiftly and walks up to them, of course they didn't seem him coming until they both felt different hands grabbing their curls.

"E-eh? Egypt! What are ya-", Turkey spoke but Egypt pulled the curls together that barely manage touch each other.

The two froze at the contact which Egypt let's go fo the curls and backs away, thinking the two might jump on him, but instead they two just stood there. After few blinks, Greece let's go and backs off a bit, "Wha?" he mange to say almost dazed then sees Turkey," Turkey-chan! How are you?"
Turkey turns around which Egypt suspect a good punch in Greece face but instead, "Greece-sama! I didn't see you coming~" he sang.

Egypt could of sworn they just called each other in some sort of loving way or his head was beyond wandering off. Did they just- no way.., it can't be.

Greece went over and hugs Turkey," Mmm just walking with Egypt-san, my love." He KISSED, yes, KISSED Turkey's cheek which he RETURNED it.

"And not having me around? ", Turkey grins, "I am not sure if I should be jealous or not you sexy beast."

Greece giggles as he wrapped his arms around the Turk's waist," I won't cheat on you!" he purrs like any cat would, "You're my one and only love in this world."

Egypt gave himself a quick pinch on his arm to make sure this wasn't some drunken nightmare or any sort of dream. He felt pain which sank his world then look back at the two. Egypt gasp a little, making his face turn red as he sees the two Mediterranean countries kissing each other. Figuring this his one and only chance, he took out his camera that was hidden in his sleeves of his robe, snapping the two and quickly hid it back. Bad move as the camera made noise and caught the two attentions.

"Why Egypt, you're face is red. Are you enjoying this?" Turkey had that evil grin upon his masked face.

"How can you not? " Greece smiles, " You're so hot."

"Nah! You're the sexy beast here!"

Greece giggles and kissed him again then hears Egypt odd reaction to it so he pulls away and went to the small Arabian, "You're so red! Do you want a threesome?"

Egypt backs off quickly, shaking his head," N-no!"

"We can't have it now. There's a World Meeting here soon." Turkey spoke that made Egypt paled. "Best to get ready." He gave Greece a swift kiss, "See ya there my love."

Greece smiles and waves good bye then looks at Egypt, "We'll talk about this later." He walked away, leaving the man standing in dazed.

"Oh Allah, what have I done?" Egypt thought and quickly follows Greece, fearing of losing those two. He must fix this fast or else.